Shaving can be dangerous

[Dallas Baillio]

Benjamin Williams was a regular guy. Had a job, worked hard, liked football, drank a few beers every Friday night. He and his wife, Amy, had bought an old house and had begun restoration. In cleaning out the attic Benny found a box of bottles. All had been opened except for a strange shaped blue one. Benny uncorked it and a genie appeared offering to fulfill one wish. However the genie asked for one promise in return. Benny could never shave again. If he did he would turn into a urn. Benny thought it over and decided it was a fair exchange. Benny's one wish, of course, was for money. 100 million dollars. He and his wife were set for life. They helped their children, set up two foundations, and completely changed their life style. Time passed and Benny's beard grew longer and longer. He did trim it but it itched and began to really bother him. Finally, his tolerance for the irritation collapsed and he shaved. Immediately he turned into an urn. The moral: "A Benny shaved is a Benny urned."

[Dallas Baillio]

I should not be encouraged. This is the result.

[Dude]

LOL

[CHARLOTTE]