THIS IS NOT ME. MY DAUGHTER TEXTED IT TO ME.
I have been banned from Tractor Supply. Yesterday I was at my local TSC store buying a large bag of dog food for my loyal dogs, and I was in the check out, when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
What the heck did she think I had an ELEPHANT !??! So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. I was starting the DOG DIET again. I added that I probably shouldn't , because I ended up in the hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets with dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. ( I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in the intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the curb to sniff an Irish Setter's rear end and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Tractor Supply.w
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