Minneapolis Snow Removal Parking

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whemme
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Minneapolis Snow Removal Parking

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After a major snow storm in Minneapolis, all car owners were advised to park overnight on the left side of the street to allow the snow plows to clean the streets that night. The woman complied. The very next week after another snow storm, car owners were advised to park overnight on the right side of the street to allow the plows to clean the streets that night. The woman complied again. But wouldn't you know it a week later there was another snow storm and the woman wondered where she have to park her car that night. Her husband advised her to why not just park it in their garage.
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Dallas Baillio
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Re: Minneapolis Snow Removal Parking

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Here is the turn- the-tables version I posted in October of 2014

Harry and Martha drank their coffee as they listened to the morning weather report.

"There will be three to five inches of snow today. You must park your cars on the odd-numbered side of the street."

Harry got up from his coffee to move the car.

Two days later, they sat down with their cup of coffee and listened the weather forecast.

"There will be two to four inches of snow today. You must park your cars on the even-numbered side of the street."

Harry got up from his coffee to move the car.

Three days later, they tuned in to the weather report.

"There will be six to eight inches of snow today. You must park your cars on the... ." The power went off.

He said to Martha, "What am I going to do now?"

Martha said, "Just leave the car in the garage."

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